It’s taken a while but we’re please to announce that Sensis, the company responsible for the annual dumping of (mostly) unused and unwanted phonebooks on doorsteps across Australia, have finally bowed to public pressure and launched a new website allowing the public to cancel phonebook deliveries for the following three years.

I don’t know how things happen around your parts, but here at Electric Firefly Headquarters in downtown sunny Enmore, we dread the day on which our peaceful suburb comes under siege from an army of delivery trucks and their hulking cargo of Yellow Pages Directories. Well dread no longer, salvation is at hand.